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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:59

Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
So they tried
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
No way